| Language | Translation |
| Ancient Greek | εδου τινά κοπρον |
| Chinese (simplified) | 吃个拉屎 (chī ge lā shǐ) |
| Chinese (traditional) | 吃個拉屎 (chī ge lā shǐ) |
| Bulgarian | ияаш лаина |
| Czech | Jez hovno |
| Danish | Æd en lort |
| Dutch | Eet een shit |
| English | Eat a shit |
| Esperanto | Manĝu merdo |
| Finnish | Syö paskaa |
| French | Mange une merde |
| German | Iss eine Scheiße |
| Hebrew | תאכל חרא |
| Hindi | गु खा (goo kha) |
| Italian | Mangia una merda |
| Japanese | 糞を食べろ (kuso o tabero) |
| Latin | Ede unam merdam |
| Norwegian | Spis en dritt |
| Pig Latin | Eatway away itshay |
| Portuguese | Come uma merda |
| Romanian | Mănâncă un câcat |
| Russian | Съешь говно |
| Serbian | Jedi govno |
| Slovak | Jedz hovno |
| Spanish | Come una mierda |
| Swedish | Ät en skit |
| Yiddish | עס אַ קאַק (es a kak) |