Enemies/dobe

MYTHICAL TALES OF TEHH4X!

dobe's Fatal Defeat

This is the tale of a lost soul, herein known as "dobe," who unknowingly wandered his way into the depths of the mythical land known as "tehh4x" during a fierce battle of words.

Once upon a time, during a holy event that would take place nightly known as a "scrimmmage" to the people of GameSurge, a confrontation took place after this lost soul exaggerated about his gaming skills to a fierce and all mighty being believed to be called DonoftheDead. When DonoftheDead confronted this being about his lies about his skill, dobe replied back.

<dobe> i dont appreciate nubs kickin us because they suck

Little did he know when his identity became known and he was no longer hidden behind the walls of the great IRC.

<DonoftheDead> Whatever you say Mr Foss
<DonoftheDead> I wasn't born in December of 1987

DonoftheDead launched a large attack of identity revelation towards dobe, but dobe was prepared...

<dobe> thats nice
<dobe> weenie ass kid
<dobe> got my info
<dobe> i got urs
<dobe> come down
<dobe> here
<dobe> and see what happens

The community was shocked and enraged.

<Harm> OH NO
<Harm> YOU HAVE HIS INFO?!@?!@
<Harm> I call bullshit.
<Harm> so go back to your corner, and stfu.

dobe thought he could be harsher by admitting that if Donofthedead was his son, he would not play games with him.

<dobe> cause 
<dobe> i dun play games son
<DonoftheDead> haha
<dobe> so if u wanna keep talkin
<DonoftheDead> Son, a 17 year old calling ME SON

dobe battled fiercely with his attempts to attack DonoftheDead using his skills of English grammar and spelling at the level of the 2nd grade.

<dobe> i dont wanna here it out

He then began to weep, because he could not understand how he could possibly have reached the age of 17.

<dobe> lol
<dobe> thats
<dobe> not
<dobe> even my age
<dobe> yeah
<dobe> its what i put for info
<dobe> sad

But this led to emotions that would go to the extremes. He began to face the legendary Harm and he would try to talk like what was once called a "gangster" by using words such as "peeps" and "plz" and not ending words with a full "ing."

<dobe> i hate when peeps talk shit on irc
<dobe> thinkin there shit when there not
<dobe> u dont know hald the shit that i been through or how it goes around here
<dobe> so plz save ur talk for someone else
<Harm> yeah, a 17 yr old that's been through 'shit'.
<Harm> hahaha, that's classic
<Harm> go on back to your 'shit' and have fun
<dobe> u gonna make a move which u cant cause ur some kid who thinks he is tuff by tryin to say shit on the comp
<dobe> than make one

Harm was ready for dobe, however, he hinted of the fierce power he was about exert on to him...

<Harm> mmm, ok buddy
<Harm> see, I need not make a move
<Harm> I'm not the one making threats
<Harm> you, however, are
<Harm> so it's your move. either stop barking or do something

...but dobe did not take this seriously, and had to resort to the techniques of a 12 year old on IRC and "threaten lives."

<dobe> and now i get banned because of u
<dobe> dont u like fuckin with peoples lifes
<dobe> see the difference between me and u is that u fucked with my comp
<dobe> while i am gonna fuck with ur life
<dobe> see u around kid

As the emotional outrage continued, he continued launching attacks against ones DonoftheDead and Harm, but there is one thing he did not notice about the mythical land of "tehh4x"

<dobe> do u comprehend that it is possible for someone to put a 22 bullet in your skull just because some kid thought he was a someone
<dobe> would u like to go out like that because it can be arranged

Meanwhile... in the darker and more distant lands of tehh4x, lived a powerful being that would unleash his power on the enemy, a power impossible to stop. This powerful being, was known as Cradly who launched an attack only known to many, and only witnessed by few...

<@Crad> 22:01 !Staff.CA.US.GameSurge.net *** Notice -- Services.GameSurge.net adding global GLINE for *@pool-71-103-210-101.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net, expiring at 1127282492: 
<@Crad> g'night

This battle of epic proportions was not fought alone, however, as other distant allies rallied together to finish him once in for all!

And this marks yet another mythical tale of victory for the people of #tehh4x as they successfully "pwn" yet another "noob" in the GameSurge community!

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