THONG

Formed in the early spring of 2006 THONG (Teh H4x Ordnance Neutralization Grade) allows users of #i_r_teh_h4x to rest peacefully knowing that their safety is being looked out for. It's creation was a truly remarkable moment in the history of #i_r_teh_h4x as it was the first time the channel was formally under the protection of a terrorist alert system.

Current levels of the THONG are, from least critical to most critical:

• Comfortable
• Reduced size
• All wet
• Camel toe
• Kinky

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Parody of the MoD's [BIKINI] system.