As a result of his ravishing good looks and sexy charm, p has won TIME Magazine's Person of the Year award on 8 seperate occasions in 1941, 1954-56, 1961, 1987, 1995 and 2004. Amazingly, p is only 20 years old.
p is billed as the succesor to John Edward Hollister Montagu. He is expected to become the 12th Earl of Sandwich.
He also keeps on rockin' in the free world.
In June, 2006, p suggested reviving the traditional IRC game Acrophobia. Met with stinging criticism and assurances of the game's failure, p persisted. With the assistance of Byte's nerd skills, Acrophobia made it's debut in #i_r_teh_h4x on June 29th, 2006. It was a smashing success, heralding hours of gutwrenching laughter and fun. p is regarded as a hero for introducing Acrophobia to teh h4x.
On July 6th, 2006, Colin declared war on p and his allies. The following day, Colin was defeated in what is now known as the Battle of Tunkeymicket. Following this humiliating defeat, Colin surrendered unconditionally. Later in the day, Colin signed the Treaty of h4x whereby he admitted fault in initiating this bloody conflict and to agreed pay reparations for a period of 37 years; terms of the reparations are unknown.
Contrary to popular belief, p does not hate jews. In fact, p loves jews. Here are some Jewish things or people that p likes:
Not founder of the vagina alert
Mechanical Turk earnings
<@p-> if 5 million muslims or 6 million muslims died, it doesnt matter
Enemies:
cybermind
muslims
Colin
Allies:
vagina
mechanical turk
10 year old boys
sandwiches
jews
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